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Rejected Zombacon Slogans

  • Fresh picked every morning
  • Zombies WERE harmed in the making of this product
  • We hunt zombies so you don't have to
  • Breakfast of Zombchampions
  • You won't believe what we had to do to get this
  • I eat Zombies for breakfast
  • You'll be glad to know the recipe for Zombacon when the apocalypse starts
  • Made from real zombies
  • No artificial flavours or colours
  • Spread the infection: Turn your plain old bacon burger into a Zomburger
  • Not just for breakfast any more
  • Don't wait for St. Paddy's day to go green!
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