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Jacob's Clotted Eggs

Looking for the perfect breakfast companion to go with your Zombacon? Why not try this recipe for disaster:

  • Crack one dozen infected eggs into an unwashed bowl.
  • Stir in 3 clumps of curdled milk.
  • Beat the big chunks out of it.
  • Add 3 drops of blood red coloruing.
  • Cook to the consistency of a month old corpse.
  • Add additional blood colouring to enhance arterial effect.
  • Cook until eggs have consistency of fresh brains.
  • Let cool and serve with a generous helping of Zombacon.